Monday, June 20, 2011

HotDog Machine

As some of you may already know from my FetLife account that I am lucky enough to not only have a fantastic Sir but I also have a TaskMaster who assigns me great tasks to complete for Him every so often... Pics of past tasks are already on FL and this one is no different.

Actually scrap that - this is WAY different lol!! Here's my latest task;

"Cook a hotdog, let it cool to body temperature, stuff it in your ass. Fill your ass with a ketchup squeeze bottle and then squeeze the hotdog out through the ketchup and into a bun. The hotdog should be nicely smeared with ketchup and then bon appetit"



As you can see it wasn't the easiest and to date, certainly the messiest task I've been given LOL. The pictures above are from my first attempt while *also* stopping to take the pics each step of the way... I knew it wasn't perfect but  nothing short of a ketchup enema would have been (and no, that was NOT an option unless completely last resort!) Pictures taken, including of my eating said hotdog were sent to TaskMaster and I wanted patiently for a reply. Well, patiently and with a feint smell of tomatoes and smoked sausage meat (was it just me or was this stuff just NOT washing off?!?!)

Reply received - pictures were good! Now, rainy, you're not finished yet - lets try TWO hotdogs this time - same task but double stuffed, as such...

This was fun! I had gotten used to the feeling, the coolness (as in cold not as in trendy!) and the waft of ketchup, surely two hotdogs would be a breeze no? No........


Two hotdogs... No problem... Careful not to move too much though!, they're not terribly robust for meat products... Careful!!!!!


A slight twist, one small movement too many and one of the hotdogs broke; half of it to the floor, the other half still where I had pushed it minutes beforehand.

Its ok you can laugh. Both my Master and my TaskMaster did! Needless to say, I completed the parts of the task that I could at that point and still with the half-hotdog inside me, sent pics to TM and told Him what had happened, awaiting further instruction (and if I'm honest; reassurance that I don't need hospitalisation)...

Good news came quickly in reply to my latest attempts - my task was completed to the satisfaction of my TaskMaster and he had indeed assured me that my body will predictably right itself in due course.

It was a great task, it was a strange task and certainly one I would have no reservations about completing again now that I've been through it once (though I would maybe me quite cautious about "double stuffing" anything again!)


2 comments:

  1. Fortunately, I don't eat hot dogs.

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  2. Looks hot and sounds delicious...!!

    What can you recommend for wheat in-tolerant vegetarians?

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